Teenagers complain a lot. I mean A LOT with all capital letters. At least mine do, they are the only ones I know.
Probably complain isn’t quite the right word. It’s more that everything that doesn’t go the way they want is a giant injustice. The store doesn’t have the right lipstick color to match the dress, how dare they! Kroger stopped carrying their favorite brand of cereal – that can’t be right, they must have to carry all the brands, right?!?!? Their boss asked them to do something that was hard-work, how dare they!?!?
It’s always been of critical importance that my relationship with my children is friendly and that they want to talk to me. Afterall, there are only 18 years of their life where I can make them talk to me (and really not even that many, as my son has proven more than once with reticence in the face of even my most incessant questioning). For the other 75% of their lives, if I want to know what is going on, I have to rely on them voluntarily telling me.
But I hate listening to complaining.
I don’t mind listening to people getting riled up about a wrong, if it means they are developing a plan to make it right in the future. I don’t mind an occasional rant about some awful injustice – like girls kidnapped in Africa, women who can’t vote in Afghanistan, street children in India, or the massive amount of debt in our country. I can even deal with you if you have an unusual day of incessant whining. But when everything that you say all the time is a complaint about the minor frustrations of daily life, I don’t really want to talk to you.
Thus the mother’s paradox! I know if I want them to talk to me later, I have to let them talk to me now. But I’m not sure how much of the complaining I can take!
To deepen the paradox…notice I’m complaining.